Last night I had a dream that I was a famous singer. I walked into my dressing room, and Zooey Deschanel was in there. I said to her, "Hey, look, I don't think we can work together anymore. People are getting us mixed up. We look too alike." She started crying and said, "But, your eyes are totally different from mine!" I replied, "Yeah, I know. It's totally weird, but this isn't going to work." She left the room holding her head in her hands.
I don't know why I had a good singing voice in my dream, and I don't know how I got the power to fire Zooey Deschanel. Also, I don't really look like Zooey Deschanel at all, but in dreams anything is possible. Dreams are so fun!
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